Take a look at our Minimalist Paracord Bracelets with Adjustable Sliding Knot in a variety of colors. Paracord Bracelets are great accessories that can become life savers in a time of need. Each bracelet is made from approximately 2 feet of paracord.
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Introducing our Quick Deploy Millipede Paracord Bracelets
Take a look at our Quick Deploy Millipede Paracord Bracelet witb Shackle in a variety of colors. We’ve crafted this quick deploy Millipede Paracord Bracelet with Stainless Steel Shackle. This version can quickly be taken apart by simply removing the shackle from the loops, pulling the loops and in under ten seconds you have 10-14 feet… Continue reading Introducing our Quick Deploy Millipede Paracord Bracelets
Introducing our Minimalist Paracord Bracelets with Adjustable Sliding Knot (Dual Wrap)
Take a look at our Minimalist Paracord Bracelets with Adjustable Sliding Knot (dual wrap) in a variety of colors. Paracord Bracelets are great accessories that can become life savers in a time of need. Each bracelet is made from approximately 1.5 – 2 feet of paracord. This version includes a double cord design. This Minimalist Bracelet design is classic design… Continue reading Introducing our Minimalist Paracord Bracelets with Adjustable Sliding Knot (Dual Wrap)
KEEN event! Kids Enjoy Excercise Now
KEEN will be doing a GIVEAWAY when the event gets 100 ‘Going’ RSVPs! And we are about halfway there! WoodyThings.com and WittyThings.us are happy to be sponsors/vendors at this online event. Here are the details: Kids Enjoy Exercise Now (KEEN) is a national non-profit who provides youth ages 5-21 with Diverse Abilities in NYC some… Continue reading KEEN event! Kids Enjoy Excercise Now
May The Fourth Be With You
I’ll be honest. I haven’t watched every Star Wars movie yet. What I DO know is, it doesn’t have to be May 4th to enjoy these awesome Coffee Mugs and/or Wooden coasters! Whether you’re a Jedi Master or part of the Dark Side, these wooden coasters are a great gift idea for any Star Wars fanatic!
Brazilian Jiu Jitsu Paracord Keychain Buddies
Brazilian Jiu Jitsu Paracord Keychain Buddies are your friends in need when you don’t have any friends nearby. Sure, you probably have some real human friends, or maybe some imaginary friends like I do. But do you have awesome paracord keychain buddies like these? Didn’t think so.
World’s Okayest Brother or Sister
Perfect for your brother or sister Being ‘the best’ is overrated. Not everyone can be the best, somebody’s lying. So when you know your sister or brother isn’t the best, but they’re pretty okay, let them know with the best mug around! Well, the Okayest Mug around. ?? Get your mug here
Mustache Coffee Mug
This mug is perfect for enjoying a nice cup of your favorite beverage. It probably makes your drink taste better too. But I can’t claim that as a guarantee. ?
Salt Bae for Prez
Is it too early to start thinking about Salt Bae For President? The inaguration of our 45th president just took place about a month ago, and a totally unrelated meme has took the world by storm. Of course, you’ve probably seen “Salt Bae” and his flamboyantly delectable cooking clips online. If you haven’t, check out the hashtag #saltbae on any… Continue reading Salt Bae for Prez
Our New Business Cards are Here!
Yup, you heard right. The biggest news since the moon landing, we just picked up our American Made Business Cards! Here’s a quick video highlighting the business cards and some additional products. Holla!